Coisas para se fazer num elevador...

Este post está em inglês...mas vale a pena o esforço!

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

• Crack open your briefcase or handbag, look Inside and ask
  "Got enough air in there?".
• Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall
  without getting off.
• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
  open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open
  themselves.
• Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
• Meow occasionally.
• Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
  "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
• Say "DING!" at each floor.
• Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
• Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
  "I have new socks on."
• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your
  beeper?"
• Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
• Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
• Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the
  wrong ones.
• Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
• Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up,
  then scream: "That's mine!"
• Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
• Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
• Swat at flies that don't exist.
• Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.